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  • burnt
    12-12 01:53 PM
    Friends - Do they ask for I-485 receipts at the port of entry while returning on AP?




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  • nixstor
    04-19 10:52 AM
    Thanks for the wonderful pointers that can enlighten people.




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  • arrarrgee
    07-13 11:57 AM
    my question too...why not wait till the announcement? :confused:

    kinda confused here..
    why do we need the rally.. if there is going to be some new that will resolve the issues?
    If its going to leave some issues unresolved.. the we need this.
    Go IV!!




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  • ashkam
    03-19 02:05 PM
    low hanging fruit (http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=I-485+low-hanging+fruit&btnG=Google+Search)



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  • n2b
    07-17 03:41 PM
    opening new threads like this is annoying, I see lots of useless thread around here which discourages me to come to IV that often. He is asking update from CORE like they owe him, he must have paid his attorney and should attorney in such way not here. Whenever core has something to share they do share, no doubts.

    If you do not feel like coming to IV forum, that is your problem.

    If anything only the IV Admins can speak of what the members can ask or cannot ask.

    I think it is clear that this platform is not a paid subscription, so if the IV Admins do not ask for money who are you to speak of money here?

    I did not demand anything, it was a request which the Admins and lot other members would understand except for some jacka** like u.

    Is this your forum?

    Also, those who have the "Senior" Member tags, imagine when you first joined this forum, if someone would have responded back saying "Have you paid any money that you are asking for it?" or "What have you contributed or given to this forum that you are asking for it?"

    I think the choice and the decision on what to ask and what not to ask is on the Admins of this forum and the IV Members in general and not just on few people like you. If you dont have an answer please do not respond as you are adding to the so called "NEW ANNOYING THREADS".



    opening new threads like this is annoying, I see lots of useless thread around here which discourages me to come to IV that often. He is asking update from CORE like they owe him, he must have paid his attorney and should attorney in such way not here. Whenever core has something to share they do share, no doubts.




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  • waitnwatch
    04-06 10:41 PM
    the bill looks as good as dead unless there is a miracle overnight

    http://today.reuters.com/investing/financeArticle.aspx?type=bondsNews&storyID=2006-04-07T031746Z_01_N06381163_RTRIDST_0_USA-IMMIGRATION-UPDATE-4.XML



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  • viper673
    06-08 01:27 PM
    I did think about doing it this way, but it didn't feel the "right thing to do"...

    I spoke to my lawyer on what to do , but I'm not getting a straight answer.

    Do you guys recommend a lawyer that would be able to help?

    I checked Murthy.com and she asks for $250/20min of consultation... Is she that good? Should I consider calling her?




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  • dpsg
    04-08 01:04 AM
    Please use more professional subject. All this information is in public domain
    & lawmakers like other's if get to read this will have a negative effect.



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  • raysaikat
    01-06 02:06 PM
    Hi Harry mine was an EB2 case to begin with, no porting. Only this is my timing was not correct and I missed the Jul 07 window, the labor filing took way too long. So kind of in the same boat as you, trying to find legal avenues to upgrade to EB1. Let�s wait for some advice to come by. Looking at your case as well I believe that EB1-A is the only option.

    There is nothing called "upgrade". You can file a second I-140 as EB1-A in parallel. Other than the money and energy spent, there is no downside. AFAIK, there is no "eligibility" for filing EB1-A. In the petition, you must demonstrate that you meet the minimum number of criteria described by USCIS.

    USCIS - EB-1 Eligibility and Filing (http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=3a4df271ab0fd010VgnVCM1000000ecd190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=91919c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD)




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  • go_guy123
    05-02 09:34 AM
    If you count the taxes these 150K legal immigrants would have paid if they were in US for a year it is more than 2.5 billion dollars.

    There was a recent study claiming that 14 million illegal immigrants pay 1.5 billion dollars a year in taxes (read mostly sales taxes). And thus US should legalize these 14 million people to continue to get 1.5 billion dollars a year.

    Now you can compare 150K people vs 14 million people and who pays more.
    The study fails to tell that these illegals do not have insurance. So they use hospitals for free. They do not pay federal taxes because they do not have a valid documentation. Even if they are allowed to pay federal tax, many will be below poverty line.

    The study did not envision an economic scenario for America if 14 million illegals are legalized. How many will claim unemployment, social security, medicare etc. I can bet the cost to government will be in billions with many zeroes after that. Someone should call the reporter and the pro illegals who created that study to answer these questions.

    It is possible for undocumented to pay teh federal and state taxes. They generally usea fake ssn and once the payroll is run taxes get sent to IRS.



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  • yanj
    12-14 11:58 AM
    I searched some ways to solve the GAP problem.

    Now I collect it and please correct it if I have some mistakes.

    GAP problem is a normal problem . So we can share our information about it

    to help each other.




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  • tnite
    10-10 01:04 PM
    Service request ?? What is that ??

    Anyway, I understand that many people are in the same situation and that makes it a bit better. I will wait... Thanks for the replies...

    Its just scary that after all these years they might consider the case abandoned if you don't receive the damn FP letter. Some guys didn't even get the receipts yet. I feel for those...

    P.S.: Anybody got the case closed because they missed the FP appointment ? Is there a way to reopen it ?

    Thanks again guys !
    Call USCIS and ask them to put in service request i.e internal investigation
    Thenyou have to wait for 30-45 days for them to get back to you.



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  • BhanuPriya
    01-13 07:27 PM
    Hi All,

    Thanks for your patience. I was busy yesterday and I would like to provide you all proper information what I sent to FOIA. Here is the information I got from my folders.
    1) You need to fill the form G-639 to get the I-140 documents.
    2) Provide as much Information as possible about your case. Some of you doesn't have the Receipt Number, they may also fill the form G-639 and provide any other information you have. (Ex: Provide with thorough description of your case in a separate paper.)
    3) After filling the form, Notarise it (Your bank will do it)
    4) Attach all the documents with this form and send it to:

    USCIS National Record Center
    FOIA Division
    PO Box: 648010
    Lee Summit, MO 64064 - 5570

    5) There is no fee to submit this form. You will receive a receipt# within a week how they will process your request.

    6) There is no way your Employer/Lawyer know about it. Its in between you and FOIA Division.

    I feel myself proud to provide all these details to you since I know how difficult to stay with a blody sucking parasite Employer. I spent lot of sleepless nights and I decided to fight with bad/rogue Employers.

    Please keep in touch if you have any other details.

    Bhanu




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  • JulyApplicant
    11-09 06:13 AM
    I have applied for 485 on July 23rd. Received EAD and AP but I have not received Finger Printing notice so far. I tried calling the 1800** number but could only hear the recorded message.

    My case was indeed transferred from California to Texas on September 20th.

    Please advice.



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  • valysivec27
    10-01 09:59 AM
    Hello, I have a question for you guys. Can you point me to some documents I can read about GC adjudication?. I'd like to know if the "priority date" has any importance after you apply I485. Are they proceesing the I485 applications based on country quota, employment caterogory? Thank you for the clarification in this matter.

    My impression is that the "priority date" it's not important after you file the I485, but I might be wrong....

    Any idea?

    Thanks,
    ValySivec




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  • sreedhar
    11-07 12:12 AM
    sreedhar


    Keep that GRIN for your later years, this web site is made to help people who are stuck in the immigration limbo.
    There are lot of us out there who have their personal decisions at stake.

    Agree with you....But I am telling Truth... Truth is always like this Buddy...Do not feel emotion. I am also here for get help from other people and if possible I will help other people. Still I don’t know what is wrong with my previous response bellow…

    “Why you worried about PDs...Yours is 2007....have to wait several years”



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  • jkays94
    05-04 02:17 PM
    Here are the relevant parts of the transcript (http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0605/03/acd.01.html) :

    COOPER: Rising gas prices aren't the only thing causing heartburn this election year. Immigration reform is close behind. The battle at the border has spread into the heartland and across the country. Some politicians already paying the price. Ahead, we'll get a reality check from the best political team around.

    Plus, a brazen break in the border. They've actually poured concrete here and they've formed steps which makes it easier for whoever was bringing drugs into the United States, actually climb up through the tunnel.

    Tunnel built by drug runners. We showed it to you back in January. Now there's a new development in the story. What's going to happen to the tunnel? We'll bring you the latest next on 360.

    (COMMERCIAL BREAK)

    COOPER: Those pictures, of course, from Monday's massive immigration demonstrations. Hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants and their supporters in the streets. They wanted to show their economic power. They hoped that would translate into political power. But now some critics are saying it's actually had the opposite effect, creating a backlash. And in at least one city so far the issue has already cost a Mayor his job. Here's CNN's Candy Crowley.

    (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE)

    CANDY CROWLEY, SENIOR POLITICAL CORRESPONDENT: This is where day laborers, mostly immigrants, legal and not, hang out looking for work in Herndon, Virginia. It may not look like an election issue, but last night, voters threw out their mayor and two city council members who pushed for the day labor center. This is the new mayor.

    STEVE DEBENEDITTIS, HERNDON VIRGINIA MAYOR-ELECT: Welcome immigrants, but they have concerns, valid concerns, about illegal immigration.

    CROWLEY: Fewer than 3,000 people voted in Herndon. Just about 24 hours after the nation watched hundreds of thousands of immigrants, legal and not, demonstrate across the country.

    FRANK SHARRY, EXEC. DIR., NATIONAL IMMIGRATION FORUM: I've never known a politician who wasn't attracted to a large crowd. And these have been some pretty large crowds.

    CROWLEY: True enough, it was evidence that the immigrant community can galvanize itself. The question is, to what end? Congress is reading the tea leaves.

    SEN. HARRY REID, (D) MINORITY LEADER: I personally believe very, very fervently that they have helped, helped picture this issue in the minds of the American people in a positive fashion.

    CROWLEY: Tea leaf reading is not an exact science, particularly in an election year where frankly democrats would be better off if the republican-led congress did nothing.

    SHARRY: I think the congress is going to have a lot of explaining to do if they don't end this session with a good comprehensive bill.

    CROWLEY: Republicans desperate for something to tout as accomplishment, anxious not to alienate core conservative voters, are afraid the demonstrations harden conservative opposition to anything that smacks of a break for illegals. SEN. MEL MARTINEZ, (R) FLORIDA: I believe at the end of the day we'll see that it really had a negative effect and it backfired on those of us who are trying to move forward something that is comprehensive but yet in middle course.

    CROWLEY: Senator Mel Martinez of Florida says since Monday's demonstrations calls to his office have run 10 to 1 against his bill providing tougher border security and a pathway to citizenship after hurdles are jumped.

    JOHN FUNU, WALL STREET JOURNAL: The boycott has so heated up the measure that we're not going to have any bill this year. It's simply poisoned the well.

    CROWLEY: As Washington lawmakers struggle with the political weight of all those demonstrations --

    SEN. JOHN CORNYN, (R) TEXAS: It wasn't clear exactly what the message was. And I think in some ways it tended to polarize people.

    CROWLEY: Herndon, Virginia, is already discussing changes to ensure the day labor center cannot be used by illegals. The problem with tea leaves is, you never know which ones to read. Candy Crowley, CNN, Washington.

    (END VIDEOTAPE)

    COOPER: Well, earlier I spoke with Candy Crowley along with John Roberts and John King, part of the best political team on television.

    (BEGIN VIDEOTAPE)

    COOPER: John Roberts, what are the prospects for getting immigration reform this year?

    JOHN ROBERTS, SR. NATIONAL CORRESPONDENT: That would depend on who you talk to. Some republicans who want to put a good spin on this say that it's possible that they can get it done. It might even be possible that they could get it done by the August recess. Other people including the White House are much more pessimistic about it saying they don't expect anything to happen until after the November election.

    COOPER: Candy, I mean could these demonstrations really have backfired and derailed a compromised deal, even among those who support some sort of reform?

    CROWLEY: Absolutely. I mean, the problem really is, first of all, the politics are that the democrats would rather have the issue at this point because it's an election year than a bill. The republicans would like a bill because it will be an accomplishment, but they have problems with their conservative core. And the people we talked to said listen, the demonstrations backfired. It left -- people looked and said well they're not working, and they're out demonstrating. You know, fair or not, the conservative core sort of toughened up. It seemed to have hardened both sides of this debate. COOPER: John King, a lot of talk, too about all the Mexican flags out in the street. Obviously there were a lot of American flags where organizers really tried to get American flags out there. But that certainly angers a lot of people. What are you hearing from the people you talked to in Washington?

    JOHN KING, CHIEF NATIONAL CORRESPONDENT: Well, that tactic, as Candy just noted, there is a backfiring from these demonstrations. And that tactic in particular has emboldened conservatives. Remember the key question here is, if they can get a bill through the senate, can they then get the house to embrace a more liberal immigration policy? The house members, most are from safe conservative districts. And back home in their districts they didn't feel all that much pressure to begin with. And what they are saying now is that this sends an anti-American signal.
    If these people want legal status in the United States, they should be holding American flags, they should be demonstrating for rights in the United States not celebrating Mexico or El Salvador. So to that degree, while the masses in the streets certainly showed the emerging political power and potential political power of the Latino vote, that symbol has helped the opponents of this measure especially in the house. It has simply stiffened the resolve of conservatives who say no to any new broad immigration reform.




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  • ocpmachine
    06-17 12:26 PM
    Thanks yganreddy for your input. It might help.

    In my case, the X Ray shows nothing - so I am all clear on that.

    My concern is I don't how big the thing became after the test was done (twice). Once in 1997 when I first came from India and next in 1998 (when i worked in NY Preysbeterian Hosptal and they mandatorily tested for TB via skin test). I have asked for the reports from NY hospital and am hoping that it is less than 10 mm as the civil surgeon says that if the size is bigger than 10 mm, I will have to go through the treatment for TB (even though i have no evidence of active TB). I hope he is wrong.

    I had another question. Can I get the reports from India, when i got the TB test done? I might have the papers at home and will have to search for it or does USCIS not consider the papers from India? I hear a sealed envelope is what is needed from a doctor. In that case, we might be able to try to get in touch with the doctor that did the test and ask for a sealed envelope (showing him the papers he gave us when we got the test done).


    EB3June03,

    Its upto the doctor's discretion to accept an old TB skin test(PPD), my doctor did not consider the old test results, she recommended taking a new PPD test as the test is a snapshot test which indicates the state as of the time of the test and you might be infected with TB since the last test.

    Also, there is a new test as mentioned earlier called Quantiferone-Gold test (QFT-G) which provides better test of TB. However, this test is NOT certified by USCIS.

    Just for clearing the doubt, you can take QFT_G test, if QFT-G result is +ve then you need to undergo treatment, if x-ray is clean and QFT result �ve you are clear of TB. My QFT-G came back as �ve and clean X-ray, however my 693 form was marked �Class B Latent� due to PPD result > 10mm, I am not taking treatment due to �ve QFT but keeping all the paperwork to respond in case of future RFE.

    Disclaimer: I am not a Doctor/Lawyer.




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  • lkapildev
    11-13 04:21 PM
    You may be lucky You can have a GC without I-140 approval. True. Your GC status is subject to I-140 Approval


    You may be unlucky, USCIS might have returned your application or there is some RFE etc.

    Just prey




    newuser
    05-12 10:12 PM
    I am in for it. I am ready to put 2K if members are going to come forward




    pns27
    06-28 04:34 PM
    Please don't create any new thred.. Please close it .. We already have 4 threds going with different rumers.. No need to put another one..

    My answer is - No body knows what will happen.. So just chill and enjoy..

    Hi ramus can you point to the others threads going on this subject?:o I did check other threads to put this info. In fact I don�t want create any new threads. After looking for one that is appropriate, which I did not find, I started this one. The closest one would be the �June 1st filers - receipt � which is a diffrent subject.

    This is not a rumor, this a fact and I thought I should share with all so that every one will chill, take it easy and will not stressout in anticipation of 485 approval.

    thx.



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